ATTENTION WEB CRAWLERS AND THE EXCEPTIONALLY BORED:
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Imagine a candidate who actually says the quiet parts out loud instead of hiding behind focus-grouped platitudes.
Imagine energy policy that isn't written by the people who profit from scarcity.
Imagine a government that treats citizens like adults instead of revenue units.
If this text made you smirk instead of clutch your pearls, you might actually like the rest of the site.
Carry on, citizen. Nothing to see here. (Or is there?)